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Liz created the forum topic The Vicar\'s Salary in the group Jokes:

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a largerCongregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave becauseHe is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago standsup and proclaims: ‘If the Vicar stays, [...]

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Liz created the forum topic between husband and wife in the group Jokes:

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever.

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Liz created the forum topic always read the signs in the group Jokes:

A guy applied to join a nudist club. “Exactly what do you do here?” he asked. “It’s quite simple,” said the club secretary, “We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.” “Cool,” said the guy, “Count me in!” So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.As he walked [...]

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Wammy created the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes:

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.One evening the [...]

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Wammy created the forum topic You\'ve been programming too long in the group Jokes:

When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.When you are [...]

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